Friday, November 20, 2009

Cleveland Barbies

This was sent to me in a chain letter from my mom so I don't know who to credit but this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. It comes with an introduction about Crocker Park making a line of Cleveland Barbies. See highlights below:

'Bay Village Barbie'
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.  She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.


'Lakewood Barbie' 
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair
, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow.  She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two  NoDa Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free. 

 

‘Rocky River Barbie' 
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW or Hummer H2. Included are her
 own Starbucks cup & platinum card. Also available for this set are Yuppie Ken and privately-schooled doggie & kitty. You won't be able to afford any of them. 

 

 'Westlake  Barbie' 
This princess Barbie is sold only at the Crocker Park. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house.  Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.


1 comment:

  1. There are not enough barbies! Most cities have a barbie for each of lots more areas. Somebody needs to get busy. All the barbies for all the cities use the same images, and nearly identical text. Only the names of the areas are changed. There are Denver, Boston, California, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, etc., etc., barbies on the net to copy.

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